Experience Comes From Odd Places
Sponsored by John Cochrane
To Wendy Whoppers, one time queen of the Dow-Corning Elastomer-coated gel sac.
The Script For Today's Comic!
EXPERIENCE COMES FROM ODD PLACES
Tom and Tanner are someplace public. A very stacked girl walks by, and Tom reacts with enthusiasm, looking up with a stupid grin. Tanner, on the other hand, glances up cursorily.
TOM (turning to Tanner): Whoo! That girl was stacked.
TOM: I’m not sure if they were real, though. What do you think?
TANNER (professorially, without a hint of a grin – this is really boring to him, as he looks at it the way a computer tech checks out a malfunctioning PC – this balloon will need to be large thanks to the big words): I’d say she went from a 34B to a 34D thanks to a subfascially implanted Dow-Corning elastomer-coated gel sac via an inframammary incision.
TOM (a little taken off his biscuit, but not annoyed): I forgot that you work at a strip club.
TANNER: I wish they all had personality implants instead.