You Should Never Argue With A Crazy Mi-mi-mi Mind

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The Script For Today's Comic!

MOVING OUT, PART 2

SCENE:
Still at the coffee shop.

TOM (concerned, trying to stick up for his friend): But have you at least talked with Tanner about helping you move?

IZZY: Tom, you know how he is…

(NOTE: I picture this as a series of floating heads where we see Izzy going through a LOT of changes of expressions, showing how she’s mimicking Tanner as she responds to herself, rolling her eyes and mocking Tanner lightly.)

IZZY: I’d be all like, “I need to move.”

IZZY: And he’d be like, “Why don’t you move in with me?”

IZZY: And I’d say, “Because I need my own space. I’m a private person.”

IZZY: And he’d go, “Is it because you don’t love me?” And I’d tell him of course it’s not that I don’t love him, though I don’t, because we’re not dating and this isn’t love.

IZZY: Then he’d get boo-boo faced over me not loving him, and he’d think that I don’t like him, which I do, and then we’d get into a big fight about where we stand and he’d run over another possum.

(Camera pulls back. We see Tom, looking at her sardonically, impressed by the performance but a little distressed at… well, read the punchline.)

TOM: So do you actually talk to Tanner, or are all of your conversations with him inside your head?

IZZY (unflustered): I once made a Tanner in my Sims house. When the virtual Tanner kept bugging me so much I slapped him, I realized interacting with the real thing was overrated.

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