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Tanner and Tom are at Tom’s house, playing a game of cards. From the other room comes a cry of pure frustration (or perhaps she’s in the same room, if you can find some way to work it).
KARLA: I doan WADDA be sig!
TOM (nodding): I know, sweetie, I know.
TANNER: Well, actually, nobody wants to be sick.
TOM: That’s true.
TANNER (slightly mischievously): If people wanted to be sick, they’d sell viruses at the grocery store. In cans. You’d just open it up, and pow! Weekend cold!
TOM: They’d brand it, too. Like “Mountain Flu”! Now with more diarrhea!
TANNER: “Coca Cold-a”!
TOM: “Dr. Pooper!”
KARLA (enraged): STOB ID!