The Return Of Princess Fluttershine, Part 3
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The Script For Today's Comic!
Princess Fluttershine, Continued (3)
Tom and Branch are roleplaying. The first shot should set up that Branch and Tom are doing this via AIM or email, and then we can switch back to the game world if you want.
Duke Ash, if you show him, is the stereotypical example of what a thirteen-year-old girl’s idea boyfriend should look like – Disney gone mad.
TOM (as The Duke): Fluttershine, I am glad we met.
BRANCH (as Fluttershine): So am I, my dear Duke Ash.
BRANCH (perhaps we switch into the game world here): In my time here in Evildeadia, you have taught me much.
BRANCH: You’ve taught me how to make friends. You have taught me how to fight.
BRANCH (sidling up, really over-seductively in a TOTALLY CREEPY way, to Duke Ash, who does not react in this panel because there is no time): And now it is time you taught me how to be a woman.
(CUT TO: Tom. He is shell-shocked. He presses a button on his keyboard and the words appear at the top of the screen in a computer font.)
BOX: DUKE_ASH has logged out of AIM.
(NOTE: Research this to find out the exact wording when someone logs off off AIM or Trillian.)
(He stumbles down the hallway, still shocked. And in the final panel, he has walked into Karla’s room, who is doing something Karla-like. She looks up at him with concern; he is totally shell-shocked, in disbelief, wondering what the fuck happened.)
TOM: Houston, we have a problem.