The Return Of Princess Fluttershine, Part 4
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The Script For Today's Comic!
Princess Fluttershine (4)
They’re still in the room. Note how I neatly slot in an additional gag strip and simultaneously address your concerns over sex in roleplaying being weird. This is called “writing.” *g*
KARLA: So what’s the problem?
TOM: Karla, my character can not have sex with Branch’s character!
KARLA: Why not?
TOM (trying urgently to convince her): Because it’s freaky.
KARLA (calmly, handwaving it off): Nonsense. I do it all the time.
TOM: And it’s weird! Nobody else has sex in D&D!
KARLA: That’s because you didn’t play with girls until I came along.
TOM (frantic, his entire world collapsing): There is no sex in D&D! I’d know! There’d be a chart for it in the DM’s guide!
(All this in the last panel)
KARLA (coming to a dead stop as she and Tom are both simultaneously amused by this to no end, almost giggly): “You’re in position. Roll to inseminate.”
TOM (grabbing his crotch): But I get a +5, ‘cause this is vorpal.
KARLA: …but not intelligent.