The Return Of Princess Fluttershine, Part 5
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The Script For Today's Comic!
Tom and Karla in the computer room talking.
TOM (panicked, Calvin-style): Karla, I canít roleplay the Duke having sex with Fluttershine! You know Branch - sheíll want details! Moist, squishy details!
KARLA (excited Ė her meddling gene is at work again): Tom, you have to! Itís a breakthrough for her!
KARLA (calming down as she tries to genuinely show Tom that this is worthwhile): Sheís turned away a thousand guys. This is the first time sheís shown any interest in connecting with anyone, ever. Itís a form of intimacy!
TOM: Thatís what bothers me. It feels like Iím having sex with Branch, not one fictional character making love to another.
KARLA (urgently): But maybe she needs that!
TOM: Hang on a second. Youíre commanding me to have explicit cybersex with a librarian hottie, and Iím saying I donít want to do it.
TOM (grinning with acknowledgement of the absurdity of it all): This is one messed-up relationship, you know that?
KARLA (agreeing, equally thrilled): I know!