The Return Of Princess Fluttershine, Part 5
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The Script For Today's Comic!
SCENE:
Tom and Karla in the computer room talking.
TOM (panicked, Calvin-style): Karla, I can’t roleplay the Duke having sex with Fluttershine! You know Branch - she’ll want details! Moist, squishy details!
KARLA (excited – her meddling gene is at work again): Tom, you have to! It’s a breakthrough for her!
KARLA (calming down as she tries to genuinely show Tom that this is worthwhile): She’s turned away a thousand guys. This is the first time she’s shown any interest in connecting with anyone, ever. It’s a form of intimacy!
TOM: That’s what bothers me. It feels like I’m having sex with Branch, not one fictional character making love to another.
KARLA (urgently): But maybe she needs that!
TOM: Hang on a second. You’re commanding me to have explicit cybersex with a librarian hottie, and I’m saying I don’t want to do it.
KARLA: Yes.
TOM (grinning with acknowledgement of the absurdity of it all): This is one messed-up relationship, you know that?
KARLA (agreeing, equally thrilled): I know!