The Return Of Princess Fluttershine, Part 8
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The Script For Today's Comic!
Princess Fluttershine, Continued (8)
Tom is walking away, waving his hands.
TOM: Game over, man, game over! I am not roleplaying sex with a real-life virgin!
KARLA: Tom, it’s important!
KARLA (selling it, earnestly, trying to convince Tom that this is the right thing, because she really believed it is): If it was anyone else? I’d say drop it.
KARLA: But Branch is turning into a crazy cat lady. We’re her only friends. She’s never dated because she’s afraid.
KARLA: This is therapy. It’s letting her walk through a fake relationship before she gets a real one.
TOM: I don’t know, Karla. Virgins are bad news. They’re clingy and inexperienced. I dated a few, and that turned me into Captain Kirk.
(Wordy, but all of this should be in the final panel – which may need to be big, but the rhythm needs to be together for this to work….)
KARLA (confused): Captain Kirk?
TOM: I don’t go where no man has gone before.
KARLA: But it’s Branch’s Pon Farr!
TOM: This is not the naked time! Set phasers on “none”! I don’t need a piece of that action!