In The Beast's Belly, Part 1

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The Script For Today's Comic!

The Beast’s Belly, Part 1

Tanner, in his apartment, thinking. He is slumped in a chair, and miserable, and drinking, the bottle clearly visible in his hand. The level of fluid in the bottle should decrease notably with each panel.

CAPTION: The night of Seth and Izzy’s date.

TANNER (thinking): So Izzy’s out with Seth. And I’m here drinking.

TANNER (thinking): Seth’s a scumbag, but he’s smart and funny and really charming when he wants to be.

TANNER (thinking): They’re probably hitting it off right now.

TANNER (thinking): I should get up! I should go to the house, and kick down the door, and tell Seth to get the hell out of there, that’s my girlfriend!

(He gets out of the chair, takes a step (the bottle still in his hand), and falls flat on his face, drunk.)

TANNER (thinking, still face-down on the floor, a finger in the air Daffy Duck-style): The problem with alcohol is that it gives you these great ideas and then robs you of the ability to carry them out.

Ferrett Says

Greetings, new visitors! If you've started reading us because of one of the fandom strips we ran last week mocking "Heroes," "Serenity," and "Harry Potter," this strip probably won't make much sense to you. You might try reading the previous storyline, which intertwines with this one, by clicking this link.

Greetings, old fans! If you're just arriving here on Monday, you missed our guest strip on Sunday by the fantabulous Matt Milby of Malfunction Junction. You should go see it.

Greetings, people of planet Earth! I for one welcome our new insect overlords.

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