In The Beast’s Belly, Part 4

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In The Beast’s Belly, Part 4

Still there. Ann may well be on Tanner’s lap, stroking his brow; she should, at the very minimum, be flirtatious.

TANNER (confused, a tinge of anger but mostly him feeling pathetic): Ann, Izzy’s different. This is something new…

ANN: Not from what you’ve told me. She’s mean to you. That’s wrong.

TANNER: You were mean to me! Where do you get off talking?

ANN: I got away with murder because you let me! It was great. Free rent, free sex, free food… And all you ever did was sit in your room and cry.

ANN: You never threw me out, never walked away...

ANN: I like you, Tanner. You’re a nice guy. But ex-girlfriends know all your weaknesses. We keep you honest.

ANN (changing the topic dramatically): But who knows? Maybe Izzy’s not cheating on you right now. What’s this Seth guy like?

TANNER: He’s rich. He dresses really well. He knows all his wines, and he’s got a huge art collection.

ANN (doing the Lumberg wince from Office Space): Ooo. You’d better hope she brought condoms, ‘cause he’s gonna be riding him like the Tilt-A-Whirl ten seconds after she gets in the house.

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