Beast: Coda the Second

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The Script For Today's Comic!

The Beast: Coda II

SCENE:
Tanner is getting the mail, a big stack o’stuff. He flips through the pile; the item is a gilded letter, as happened in Gotterdammerung: From The Desk Of Seth Moriante.

He opens it. It says this, in florid handwriting or perhaps a pretty font:

SETHWRITE: “Tanner,

“Nothing happened between Izzy and I. This is because she is deeply in love with you.

“Don’t screw this up.

“Best wishes,
Seth”

(Tanner shrugs guiltily, and flips to the next item on the mail – a newspaper. The newspaper has a front-page photo of Seth, horribly bandaged and looking pale in the glare of the cameras, maybe staggering out of the ER.

(The headline reads: LOCAL MAN MAULED BY FEROCIOUS POSSUM

(The subheader reads: Possum not found; weeks of painful rabies injections to follow)

TANNER (thinking): You know, I almost feel guilty.

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