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XTC Versus Adam Ant, Part 1
SCENE:
Tom and Karla are sitting in a place together that is suitably easy to draw. Tom is looking at his laptop screen, or computer screen, or some screen.
TOM: Man, this has to be the dumbest argument I’ve ever seen on the Internet.
KARLA (amused): Now that’s a bold claim.
TOM: Seriously. There are fifteen pages of debate on this stupid thing.
KARLA: And the topic is…?
TOM: “If you put a bear and a shark in a tank half-filled with water and had them fight to the death, who would win?”
KARLA: You’re right. That is magnificently idiotic.
(Pause as they consider this. And then, as one:)
KARLA: Bear.
TOM: Shark.