There Is No Right Or Wrong
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The Script For Today's Comic!
XTC Versus Adam Ant, Part 3
They’re still at it, though it’s getting heated. Each of the three panels’ worth of argument should get increasingly mad until they’re practically going at each other, until they’re nose-to-nose in the penultimate panel.
KARLA: Puh-lease. The polar bear wins. It shreds the shark’s gills with its claws, shark suffocates.
TOM: Like the bear would have time! The shark dashes in, bites through the bear’s hamstrings, then zips to the other side of the room!
KARLA: Yeah, ‘cause polar bears are so slow. Besides, the shark’s teeth couldn’t penetrate the bear’s thick hide in time…
TOM: …teeth that have sliced through steel wire! Like fatty tissue is a match for an animal nicknamed “Jaws”!
KARLA: Look, dumbass, the bear would eat that shark like it was a halibut!
TOM: You moron – the shark would bleed the damn bear to death!
(CUT TO: The two of them, in bed, obviously post-coital. Karla is both satisfied and horrifically amused, asking her question to the air.)
KARLA: I wonder whether other couples use debate as foreplay?
TOM (cheekily): It’s better than mass-debating.