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The Script For Today's Comic!
Karla and Tom are talking. There is a large vertical roulette wheel behind them, like the kind you find at carnivals when you spin them and get a prize. (http://www.ildado.com/big_six_wheel.html)
TOM: Karla, how can you fill your blog with content every day?
KARLA: It's easy when you spin the WHEEL OF BLOGGING!
(Center panel: A close-up on the huge reel. Unlike a normal wheel, it's not even - the slices are spaced to fit whatever text is in there, and some of the slices are obscured by the panels (so we can reuse this gag later on). On the slices we can see are:
Bush: Still wrong
Stinky BPAL review
Bitch about husband
This movie trailer proves this movie will kick ass Whoah, that movie sucked My job sucks What the hell is up with Lost?
Battlestar Galactica: Still depressing
Why my cow-workers couldn't find their ass with two hands and a flashlight
Poll with clicky thing
Oh, I feel so sick
Mock famous person so we can all feel like somehow, we live a better life than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Make fun of fringe group/Defend fringe group
It's too cold/hot outside
100-word Doctor Who fanfic
Link to amazing science breakthrough that will never actually produce anything that you can personally buy
Jesus Christ, what's wrong with furries?
Ennui over a life that seems to have lost all meaning, leaving you adrift in a void of existential nothingness where you're not sure whether you should end it all or perhaps you should just forge on as if nothing had happened because perhaps this flatness is life itself
Here's a crappy drawing I made, tell me it's good
Excerpt of my unpublished fantasy novel, isn't it awesome?
Lasagna: Still delicious
BUFFY BUFFY BUFFY BUFFY BUFFY BUFFY (spike) BUFFY
TOM (vaguely worried): "Bitch about husband"?
KARLA (also worried - he's found something he wasn't supposed to see): You're not on that filter.