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Why You Think The Net Was Born, Part 4
Karla and Tom are waking up.
TOM: Good morning, sweetie.
KARLA (overjoyed): Good MORNING!
(She leaps to her computer. Tom follows.)
TOM (happy for her): Well, youíre in a good mood.
KARLA (girlishly happy, about to open a pony on Christmas morning): I would be! Last night, I created my MySpace profile, clued in my LJ army, and posted my sexiest pics. Iíve let the comments and friends requests marinate overnight.
KARLA (over the top): And now, I open the gates to my new-found MySpace glory, and welcome in the tides of well-wishers and sycophants who will give me my due!
(A full-panel pause while she stares at the screen, confused and mildly baffled, perhaps even a bit annoyed. Then, in the next panel, she turns to Tom in perfectly innocent confusion.)
KARLA: Öwhatís a MILF?