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The Script For Today's Comic!
SCENE: I have to walk through this.
The first panel is all caption:
CAPTION: We now present:
CAPTION (graphic): Home on the Strange, a new series from FOX!
It's the first panel of Home on the strange. Hopefully, you still have the art. The dialogue, which will have to be done by you, will be:
KARLA: Well, I still have to go to work today, but you get to stay home today.
TOM: I know. It's so -
CAPTION: Due to declining ratings, this strip has been cancelled by FOX.
A black panel. Nothing. Nada. Zip.