Up High, Not Soaring, Part 2

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Up High, Not Soaring, Part 2

SCENE:
Branch, still behind the counter, talking to some other man. This guy is wholesome and clean and lovable – if you can, via the intense powers of your pen, make it instantly evident that this guy is a total catch without making him a hunk, just earnest and fine and true, then DO IT, man, DO IT!

BRANCH: so then i thought “what if wolverine and drizzt had a bestial-off, who would win?” and i looked up the stats online to see and there are no official wolverine character sheets

BRANCH: so i asked in a marvel forum and they talked an awful lot about it…

ANTHONY (laughing): Man, that’s great. I wonder that myself!

ANTHONY: Listen, we talk every day, but I never have the time to enjoy it ‘cause we’re at work. What do you say we get some coffee tonight?

(Three or four panels of Branch, frozen in place, not talking, stiff with terror. Anthony responds pleasantly.)

ANTHONY (perhaps waving his hand in front of her face): …hello?

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