Up High, Not Soaring, Part 3

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The Script For Today's Comic!

Branch is obviously nervous and uncomfortable, and blathering, a look of slight desperation in her face. Anthony watches.

BRANCH: so did you read the latest george martin book? i did and it was long but i was hoping for jon snow and he didnt arrive and then i read that the next book is all about him and i squeed

BRANCH: but this one felt like filler so i wrote george a letter with suggestions as to what to do andÖ

ANTHONY: Branch. Itís okay.

BRANCH: what?

ANTHONY: I know youíre nervous. Itís kind of a date, isnít it? It's

ANTHONY: But I brought you here because I like you. We like the same things. You donít have to keep talking to distract me.

ANTHONY: Iím just happy to be here.

(Then he reaches over and puts his hand on Branchís hand.)

(Then, in the final panel, Branch flips out, perhaps even with the cartoon-cliché droplets of sweat flying from her head, and the words are about 25% larger than they normally are for Branch)

BRANCH (flippiní): SO I SAID TO GEORGE THAT CERSEI SHOULD GET A KITTEN AND THEN SHE WOULD LEARN TO TRULY LOVEÖ.

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