Who Is Your Savior?
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To Christopher B.: Good job, I'm proud of you. Keep your head up.
The Script For Today's Comic!
WHO IS YOUR SAVIOR?
Tom is eating breakfast when he hears the doorbell ring. At the door is a Jehovah's Witness, in a suit with a Bible under one arm, extending a pamphlet. He looks solemn and earnest.
WITNESS: Hello, sir, have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?
TOM (sleepy): Um, no, sorry. I follow the path of, uh... Doctor Who.
WITNESS: Pardon me? Isn't that a TV show?
TOM (warming to the concept as he realizes this is an opportunity to fuck with people - and it should be obvious that Tom is playing with him): Not just a show, sir. I assure you it's ALL REAL.
TOM (dreamily): He saved us from the Daleks, the Cybermen, the Yeti, putting his life on the line for all mankind. What a guy! Why wouldn't you worship a guy like that? He's my TIME Lord and savior!
WITNESS: But that's just fiction!
TOM (gesturing at his Bible): Please. At least I have video evidence of my Savior. All you have is, what? That collection of Jesus fanfic there?