Who Is Your Savior? (Regeneration Remix)
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WHO IS YOUR SAVIOR? (Special Regeneration Version)
The Jehovah's Witness is looking confused and disconcerted.
WITNESS (getting vaguely upset, but not mad): Jesus upset the temple of the moneylenders!
TOM (implacably calm, perhaps polishing his fingernails): Doctor Who saved the earth from destruction by the Cybermen!
WITNESS: Jesus made it possible for us to live eternally!
TOM: Doctor Who helped the Scarlioni create all life on Earth!
WITNESS: Jesus will bring us all to Heaven when the Revelation comes!
TOM: Doctor Who will save us from the Dalek Invasion of 2164!
WITNESS: But that hasn't HAPPENED yet!
TOM: Neither has yours. Mine is just as valid, except my guy time travels.
TOM (airily): You can believe what you like, of course. That's your choice. I just like a Savior who has a talking robot dog and a flying phone booth.
WITNESS (finally losing it): But Jesus came back from the DEAD!
TOM (waving him off): Pfeh. When he comes back eight more times, he can talk to me.