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The Script For Today's Comic!
MELANIE: "Tyler," I say, "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll go
to bed now!" And I sent him to bed. But I'm tired of arguing with
KARLA: Well, you could sneak it on him.
MELANIE (sarcastic): What? Like sliding spinach down his throat when he's asleep?
KARLA: No, no - I read about a cookbook that's about hiding veggies. You puree some carrots and cauliflower, put it into a light cookie batter, and bam! Nutrition.
MELANIE: I don't know - it seems like caving in. But maybe it's a stopgap for the really bad nights....
MELANIE (getting up): Now if you'll excuse me, I have to visit the little girls' room.
IZZY: Who are you, and what have you done with Karla?
KARLA: I'm a 12th-level Corporate Drone. You don't GET to 12th level
without putting 8 ranks into Meaningless Small Talk.