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The Script For Today's Comic!

The New Minion, Part 6

Karla has called Marge into her office.

KARLA : Marge, you’re a good secretary, but in order to fulfill my needs at work you will need to understand my lifestyle.

KARLA (pushing a stack of DVDs over towards the center of the table):

KARLA: You will watch these and absorb them into your system. Only then will you properly understand what I require.

(A silent panel as Marge SLAPS a stack of her own on the table with a blur and a WHACK! sound effect, pushing them towards Karla.)

(Then, the final panel, with all of these here for rhythm)

KARLA: What’s that?

MARGE: “Desperate Housewives,” Seasons One and Two.

KARLA : You wouldn’t.

MARGE : Quid pro quo, Clarice.

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