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The Script For Today's Comic!
A man and a woman, obviously friends, are standing in line at (or outside) the bookstore. Tom, holding a clipboard like a survey-taker, walks up to them.
TOM: So. Does the new Harry Potter book “suck ass” or is it the “best book ever”?
MAN: How would we know? We’re standing in line for the book.
WOMAN: Nobody’s read it yet.
TOM: Doesn’t matter. You’ve already decided.
TOM: See, either your expectations are set so high that there’s no possible ending that could satisfy everything you wanted from this book…
TOM: …or you’re such a mindless fanboy that you’ll eat up whatever she gives you, and never even notice the flaws.
MAN: …I see.
MAN: Hmm. When you put it that way, it will suck ass.
WOMAN): How could you say that? This book is awesome!