I Shall Return And Wreak My Rewenge
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The Script For Today's Comic!
A rather aggressive-looking dude – think frat boy, with a five o’clock shadow - in front of a computer, hunched over, typing, and snickering. It should look as sinister as you can make it.
The next panel: Madam Trelawney enters.
FRAT BOY: What? Some nut dressed as Madame Trelawney?
TRELAWNEY: No – I AM Trelawney. And YOU are the man who posted comments spoiling Harry Potter in people’s blogs all last week.
FRAT BOY: So what if I am? It’s just in fun.
TRELAWNEY: Your girlfriend will cheat on you later tonight because you cannot give her an orgasm. You never make it as a stockbroker on Wall Street, becoming a help desk tech instead.
TRELAWNEY: Because you’re a jerk, all your friends abandon you. You die alone and unloved, never having produced one thing of worth.
FRAT BOY: But… why? Why would you tell me my future like that? All my dreams go nowhere…
TRELAWNEY (patting him on the head, cheerfully spiteful): It’s just in fun, dear. Everyone loves to be spoiled, right?