Classic Endings Rewritten To Please Fan Fiction Writers
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CLASSIC ENDINGS REWRITTEN TO PLEASE FAN FICTION WRITERS
Frodo, excited, talking to someone off-screen.
CAPTION: Lord of the Rings.
FRODO: Hey, guys! I’m not going to the Grey Havens!
FRODO: Instead, I thought we’d open up a detective agency in the Shire! We’ll solve crimes!
Aslan the lion, on a cliff.
CAPTION: Chronic(les) of Narnia.
ASLAN: The end of Narnia? Oh, no.
ASLAN: Instead, I thought we’d find teenagers much cooler than you and force you to have adventures with them!
ASLAN: Our first guest? A delightful little girl called Mary Sue.
A black-and-white strip featuring a detective.
CAPTION: Citizen Kane.
DETECTIVE: Rosebud? It could be anything.
DETECTIVE: We all have our theories as to what it meant, of course, but in the end it’s really up to you.
A princess and the prince, together. This is an awkward moment as the prince tries to put it to her gently.
PRINCE: MARRY you? Uh…
PRINCE: Can’t we all just agree we’re attracted to everyone we know, and keep open the possibilities?