Tanner's Party Preparations, Part 1
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PARTY PREP, Part 1
A very murky goldfish tank. Several fish float at the top.
CAPTION: Sept. 2000: Convinced his girlfriend is flirting with every guy at the party, Tanner drinks a bottle of “Castro” brand tequila.
CAPTION: He vomits in his girlfriend’s fish tank.
A jail cell, with a locked door and a shadow of Tanner in silhouette.
CAPTION: February 2003. New girlfriend.
CAPTION: “He was making eyes at her,” Tanner later testified, having admitted to throwing the first punch.
CAPTION: He missed thanks to his inebriation, but the party turned into a bar brawl that seven police officers had to disperse.
A pair of underwear on a grassy lawn.
CAPTION: November 2005. The girlfriend: Ann.
CAPTION: Ann and Tanner got into a vicious fight, at which point Ann locked Tanner out of his apartment.
CAPTION: Tanner, convinced he could win her back, stripped naked and sung Peter Gabriel songs on the lawn to prove his love to her.
CAPTION: It was one of the first YouTube videos to pass 10,000 viewers.
Tom, his head in his hands. Karla is aghast.
CAPTION: August 2007.
TOM: Please, God, I’ll sell you my firstborn if it’s not….
KARLA: …a party.