Izzy's Party Preparations, Part 1

Sponsor This Comic For Only $5!
You can dedicate this comic (or a future comic) to whoever you choose, for as long as this comic's around! We're updated Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, so choose a date and email us!

Sponsor A Comic For Only $5!

The Script For Today's Comic!

PARTY PREP, Part 6

SCENE:
Izzy and Melanie are talking conspiratorially, hunched over as Karla approaches her at the office.

IZZY: I say hormones win.

MELANIE: Not the brain? You sure?

KARLA: How you guys doing?

MELANIE: Good. Say, have you watched my Desperate Housewives DVDs yet?

KARLA: Melanie, I’m sorry – but that show is everything that’s wrong with television.

KARLA: That show is a plastic thrill designed to make bored wives feel like someone is slimier than they are.

MELANIE: That’s a shame. ‘Cause Nathan Fillion – the guy from Firefly? – he’s joining the cast.

KARLA is stunned. Then:

MELANIE: I think we broke her.

IZZY (pointing at Karla’s stomach like a Barnum and Bailey ringmaster, completely oversold): No, no – her ovaries are battling her taste neurons now! Watch as they meet in the stomach to fight to the death!

NEW!

Check out The Ferrett's new comic, My Name Is Might Have Been, co-written with World Fantasy Award-nominated author Catherynne M. Valente! Updated Mondays and Thursdays!

Recommended Reading: