Party Party, Part 3
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PARTY, Part 3
Karla is talking to a really strung-out, middle-aged metalhead – dressed in leather, balding, with long, scraggly hair.
KARLA: So what do you do for a living?
METALHEAD: I guard the integrity of Dokken, the greatest metal band of the 1980s.
KARLA: What? How do you do that?
METALHEAD: I keep their Wikipedia entry pure.
METALHEAD: Evil men edit it to say that Don Dokken is the retarded cousin of Ronnie James Dio. Others slander them with accusations of love affairs with Boy George.
METALHEAD: But then I restore truth to the world!
METALHEAD (brandishing his Treo): I spent $700 on this Treo so that I can check the sanctity of the entry every ten minutes! Look! It’s clean now, thanks to me!
KARLA: So… do you have a real job?
METALHEAD (rolling his eyes): Pfft. Like my job as Wal-Mart bag-boy counts.