Party Party, Part 5
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The Script For Today's Comic!
Tanner and Izzy are at the stove, cooking some form of appetizers from a cardboard box.
TANNER: Izzy, this was a great idea! This party is going swimmingly!
IZZY: Isnít it nice to see all of our friends again on such a special day?
TANNER: Uh-oh, hide the food. Here come the fundamentalists.
IZZY: Fundies? Here?
(A well-dressed nerd enters. If you can have him wearing the outfit, all the better.)
NERD (looking over the food haughtily): Hmm. Soft pretzels. I suppose you used kosher salt?
IZZY (confused): No. I got them from CostCo.
NERD: And the nachos? Do they contain six ounces of Oaxaca cheese, and two tablespoons of finely-chopped oregano leaves, as is mandated?
NERD: For we all know that the Good Eater says that a party punch must have -
TANNER (snapping): Look, not all of us believe in the gospel of Alton Brown, okay?