Drinking Games, Part 1

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PARTY, Part 7: Drinking Games

SCENE: Tom and Tanner at a table. There is a laptop in the center. Tom looks grim and is concentrating deeply, as if he was playing a very hard game of Chess. Tanner looks bemused, his fingers on the keyboard, ready to go.

TOM: …Tom Brokaw.

TANNER: You sure?

TOM: Look it up.

(Tanner turns the screen, happily, to Tom. Tom looks sickened.)

TANNER: Drink.

(Melanie walks in.)

MELANIE: What are you guys playing?

TANNER: “Celebrity Sex Hunt.” You name a celebrity. If I can find any slash fiction or Photoshopped porn associated with that celebrity, you view it all and then take a drink.

(Final panel)

MELANIE: You know, my Mom told me you'd go blind if you watched porn - .

RANDOM NERD WALKING IN, CLUTCHING HIS EYES: Abe Vigoda slash! I drank rubbing alcohol to erase the world, but his moist, humping flesh still writhes in the darkness!

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Ferrett Says

You know, I'm reasonably sure that I'm going to find out someone's played every damn one of these games.

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