Drinking Games, Part 2

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The Script For Today's Comic!

SCENE: Melanie walks up to a group of nerds. Tom is among them. They are at a table that is very elaborately set up with graph paper, dice, and shotglasses.

MELANIE: Hey, Tom. What are you up to now?

TOM: Wardrinking.


TOM (engrossed in his game): It’s like Warhammer 40,000, except that we’ve replaced all of the figures with shotglasses.

TOM (gesturing at the table off-handedly as he considers the situation): The [comparatively weak] units are Miller Lite. The [comparatively strong] units are shots of tequila. The [insanely powerful] units are Jagermeister mixed with Tabasco and grain alcohol.

TOM: As each figure is removed, you drink it. The winner is the last man standing.

HELPFUL NERD: Either physically or game-wise.

MELANIEs): That’d be awesome, if I knew what “Warhammer” was.

TOM: Dammit! A six! Now I have to drink the battalion and get Warhammered!

Ferrett Says

Incidentally, if anyone remembers the Who Is Your Savior? gag, we have a case of life imitating art: "A CARDIFF priest loves Dr Who so much he is preaching to his congregation through the Time Lord." Weirdness incarnate, no?

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