Drinking Games, Part 5
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DRINKING GAMES, Part 5
Tom and Karla on the couch.
KARLA: Tom, I canít believe after everything we agreed on that youíd just abandon your best friend!
TOM (carefully correcting): First off, youíre my best friend. Tannerís a close second. Second, it is the way of the punk.
TOM: I was raised on anarchy, my sweet mistress. And she delivers.
TOM: Look at me! I destroyed my body with drugs and alcohol for the better part of a decade!
TOM: And when I stripped everything away, losing my career and my punk friends to my insane desires, what did I have left? A beautiful wife, awesome friends, and a great house.
TOM: Destruction will clear the way for Tanner! Thatís what the power of punk does for you!
KARLA (sourly): Or maybe heíll stab his girlfriend in the face and then overdose.
TOM (aggrieved): Why does everyone always bring up Sid Vicious?