Drinking Games, Part 8

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The Script For Today's Comic!

DRINKING GAMES, part 8

SCENE:
Karla is lying, drunk and almost (but not quite) insensate, on the couch, barely reacting to what is around her. Tanner enters, panicked and scared, as Rayvyn – who was looking after Karla – reacts.

TANNER: Rayvyn, what the hell did you do? You were supposed to distract Karla until Izzy was ready, not destroy her!

KARLA: WHa? Distragt? Izzeh?

RAYVYN: I bested her in the drinking game. But she’s apparently no Marion Ravenwood….

TANNER: Karla’s a lightweight! Were the drinks as big as this?

RAYVYN: She struck me as a strong woman who needed strong drinks.

TANNER: And the contents of those drinks?

RAYVYN: Absinthe and Bloody Mary mix. According to the fanfic, it’s Angel’s favorite drink. She was thrilled; it was a themed Buffy drinking contest.

TANNER: Great. Buffy to barfy in forty minutes.

RAYVYN: Barfy the vampire slayer.

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Ferrett Says

Much to my terror, this is an actual drink. I found it on the Internet. Someone likes this - and if you've ever sampled both of them, you'll understand why it's a bad idea to sample them simultaneously.

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