Desperate Fan Lives, Part 3

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Desperate Fan Lives, Part 3

A woman is eating breakfast, in a parody of our Doctor Who series. The door rings. Karla is there.

KARLA: Hello, ma’am! Have you joined the Church of Captain Tightpants? Nathan Fillion will be appearing on Desperate Housewives this week!

WOMAN: Look, I’m Jewish. I don’t worship Christ.

KARLA: Oh, we’re not a religion, ma’am! To join our organization, all you have to do….

KARLA (unfolding the poster, showing a close-up of Nathan Fillion’s hind quarters with no face whatsoever): …is admire this set of buns.

WOMAN: Hmm. Now that’s a religion I can get behind.

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