Desperate Fan Lives, Part 4

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Desperate Fan Lives, Part 4

SCENE:
Karla, the woman, and a couple of others (implied however you see) are in the living room, shown at a distance as the phone rings elsewhere.

TOM picks it up. He is wearing a gas mask.

TOM: Hello?

TANNER: Tom? Is that you? I can hardly hear you.

TOM: I’m wearing a gas mask.

TANNER: What?

TOM: Karla! She brought eight women over to watch Desperate Housewives tonight! The estrogen in the air is dangerously man-eroding!

TANNER: You’re kidding.

TOM: Tanner, with Nathan Fillion in the cast, it’s like “Dirty Dancing” times a dozen in here. My jewels would dissolve into a pink mist if I took off my protective lead shield.

TANNER: You have a lead crotch-shield. In the house.

TOM: My porno mags spontaneously transformed into issues of “Cosmopolitan” during the Patrick Swayze marathon! You don’t know what it was like!

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