Desperate Fan Lives, Part 5

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Desperate Fan Lives, Part 5

SCENE:
Karla, on the phone.

KARLA: Hello? Nielsen ratings?

KARLA: Yes, I watched “Desperate Housewives” last night.

PERSON ON THE PHONE : That’s nice, but… You have to be a Nielsen household for it to count.

KARLA : But I watched it! Just put me down. Nathan needs the ratings.

PERSON: It doesn’t work that way. You need to be a member.

KARLA: So sign me up. All my favorite shows keep getting cancelled anyway, and “Two And A Half Men” is in its fifth season.

PERSON: Ma’am….

KARLA: Clearly, your ratings aren’t working properly. I can help.

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