Wedding, Part 5

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WEDDING, Part 5

SCENE: Tom is standing around. Tanner approaches.

TOM: Hey, Tanner! Great party!

TANNER: Actually, Tom… It’s more than a party.

TOM: Tanner, please don’t tell me that you’re going to get down on one knee in front of Izzy the way you proposed to Ann at my bachelor party….

TANNER: Actually, she proposed to me three weeks ago. I accepted. We’re getting married in fifteen minutes. And I want you to be my best man.

TOM (looking down into his drink with concern): Whoah, check that out. Psychedelic Peeps-flavored vodka.

TANNER: No, no, this is real.

Ferrett Says

I couldn't have timed it better; by pure coincidence, the mad drinkmakers at Infusions of Grandeur have taken out ads on the exact same day we have riffed upon them again. 'Tis kismet, I tell you.

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