Wedding, Part 13

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Wedding, Part 13

MINCEMEAT, growling angrily. A one-panel shot of him being angry. Then a shadow falls over him and he looks up.

TOM (off-screen in the panel with the shadow): It’s a dumb idea, I agree.

TOM (entering the panel as a puzzled Mincemeat looks up in curiosity): People think you’re just a dumb animal, but I know the truth –

TOM: You want to maul Izzy because you think she’s bad for him.

TOM: You think that if she wanted to abandon you when you were dying in the road, she’ll abandon him.

TOM : Me? I just think he’s getting married for the wrong reasons.

TOM : But if you attack Izzy, Tanner will throw you right out of his life. You’ll never see him again.

TOM: Sometimes, you have to suck it up and let people go their own way. If they fail, you need to be there to help them pick up the pieces.

TOM : And who knows? Sometimes they surprise you and it works out.

TOM: Now you get in there and BE CUTE for the wedding photos.

TOM: You know, that’s the second time I’ve had to give a buck-up speech to a possum.

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