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Gotterdammerűng, Part 3
Seth is interviewing Izzy. And I mean interviewing; he has an office for it, there is a pile of paperwork, and there is a stapler and other assorted office merchandise on the desk. She sits across from him, tremendously cynical about the whole process, as he taps a pile of paper against the blotter, straightening the edges.
SETH: Your paperwork appears to be in order.
IZZY: Yes, I spent hours getting it collated.
SETH: And the interviews went well.
IZZY: Both days of them, yes.
SETH (pulling out another piece of paper, adjusting his glasses as he peers at it): …And you have passed the Level 1 mechanics quiz.
IZZY: Tom helped me.
SETH: Really? I’m surprised you passed, then. Normally, I’d never accept someone without prior references – but in this case, I think Karla’s word is enough…
IZZY: So am I in?
SETH: I can offer you a temporary position on Sundays, starting at 1,000 experience points per session. If this is working out after your trial period of a month, we’ll talk about a permanent place in my campaign.
IZZY (sarcastically, rolling her eyes): Hold on, I have to give two weeks’ notice to my current GM.