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Trailer Hitch, Part 2: Blue Kryptonite
Still in the coffee shop.
TANNER (in disbelief): Tom, how can you say the Superman Returns trailer looks bad?
TOM: I donít know. It just looks played.
TANNER: He flies around! He saves a plane! He takes a goddamn bullet right in the eye! What more do you want?
TOM: Yeah, but Superman changed the rotation of the earth in the first movie. Now weíre back to saving planes. It feels like a letdown.
TANNER: Okay, he turned back time. But where could he go from there?
TOM (dead serious, not grinning at all Ė this is High Theory to him, even as heís relating it casually): I dunno. I thought maybe heíd punch out God.
TANNER (facepalm): Oh, for Godís sake.
TOM: Öor there could be snakes on the plane!