Animal Control, Part 2
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CRASH, Part 2
Still on the road.
TANNER: Look, I know there’s something between us. I just want to know what it is so I can sleep at night.
IZZY: Look too close, and you’ll be sleeping alone.
TANNER: Okay, so we’re sleeping together. I get that. So you can sleep with other guys?
IZZY: Yes. If I want to. But your amazing testosterone musk has temporarily placated my urges.
TANNER: And if I sleep with someone else, you won’t get jealous?
IZZY (very care-free): As long as it’s safe sex? Sure. Whatever.
TANNER (crafty): Even if it’s with my ex-girlfriend Ann?
IZZY (rising bolt upright from the chair to yell at Tom through the phone, furious): The one who dumped you and cheated on you all the time? Screw her, and it’s over between us.
TANNER (smug): Oh ho. So you are jealous.
IZZY: No, I just wouldn’t want to be caught dead f**king anyone that stupid.