Animal Control, Part 7
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The Script For Today's Comic!
CRASH, Part 8:
Izzy and Tanner are at the coffee shop. Tom is sitting, drinking coffee. Tanner is looking really punchy, still covered in possum blood and clearly exhausted, whereas Izzy is strangely concerned for him.
IZZY: Are you all right, sweetie?
TANNER: I think Iím just going to go home and go to bed.
TOM: Dude, what happened to you?
TANNER: TodayÖ was a really bad day.
TANNER: First, I got into an argument with Izzy, and almost lost whatever the hell it is we have. Then while I was arguing, I hit a possum and screwed up my engine somehow. Then a stripper licked me at the club.
TANNER (raising his finger, as if this is the one thing that made it all worthwhile, ramrod straight, seized with pride): But one good thing came out of this: I saved the damn possum. I brought it to the vet and put it in good hands. They didnít even charge me for it.
TANNER: So that makes today worthwhile.
(He stumbles off-screen.)
TOM (looking dazed): They probably just put it to sleep.
IZZY seizes him by the throat, seriously angry, ready to kill him:
IZZY: And if you ever tell him that, I will place your testicles in the espresso machine and brew you a hot, steaming cup full of all your potential children.