Tanner Laid Bare
Sponsored by John Cochrane
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The Script For Today's Comic!
Tanner and Karla, sitting down after Karla's misfired attempt to redress Tanner. Tanner is in despair.
TANNER: It's no use, Karla. My favorite jacket is gone.
KARLA: There'll be others, Tanner.
TANNER: No, I had that thing for twelve years. It was this big, heavy, spiked mass of leather. It had heft. I felt safe inside of it. And now, I feel... I feel....
TANNER: ...Like I've gone from AC 7 to AC 10.
KARLA (putting a hand on his shoulder, trying to see the bright side of things): But you get your DEX bonus back!
TOM (off-screen): Are you guys using 2nd Edition rules again?