Maid, to Order, Part 2

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The Script For Today's Comic!


Tom and Tanner are talking on the phone. Tom looks eager, and perhaps a little spiffy, and definitely cool with the whole thing now.

TANNER: So you hired a maid?

TOM: Oh yeah. We could afford it, so why not?

TANNER (looking about his own filthy place): I dunno, man. Iíd be a little nervous about having a stranger over. I donít want girls to see my messesÖ

TOM: As long as itís a hot girl, I donít care. I mean, come on, Tanner! A cute little French girl in a maidís outfit, bending over to clean the rug?

TANNER: Tom, youíre married.

TOM (eagerly): Yeah, but Karla can look and so can I. Ooh la la, baby! (Doorbell rings) Hang on, sheís here.

(He opens the door. Instead of a hot girl in a French maid outfit, it is a forty-seven year-old Mexican guy, complete with mustache and saggy face, in overalls and holding a vacuum cleaner in one hand and a plastic holder full of cleaning supplies in the other. There is a pause as Tom reacts to this.)

TANNER: So howís she look?

TOM: Picturing my maid in black stockings is so disturbing, I canít feel my legs.

TANNER: Iím sure itís somebodyís fetish.

Roni Says:

So far so good.

To be clear, I'm not technophobic, far from it. However, I only have a vague grasp of HTML. From what Ferrett's said, I'm afraid I'll make a typo and put the quotations in the wrong place or perform an upload-related action in the wrong order and break the site. At which point I won't know what went wrong in order to fix it. It's very much the same sensation as if I'm wearing long coat next to a display of delicate glass. The Impending Doom of the Misstep.

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