Maid, To Order, Part 4
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MAID, TO ORDER, PART 4
Tom and Tanner are at the coffee shop.
TANNER: So youíre upset about your maid, just because heís Hispanic?
TOM: No, itís not that Ė itís that he doesnít do anything interesting!
TANNER: You were expecting a hat dance and a piñata show?
TOM (a little frantic, since Tannerís not taking this seriously as he should): Itís justÖ I dunno, we donít hang out with any minorities. We donít have a black friend, we donít have a gay friendÖ I was kind of hoping heíd fit in.
TOM: But he barely talks at all! He hardly knows English! And I donít think heís that bright!
TANNER: Well, Iím sorry heís not a Magical Negro, Tom. Heís here to scrub your toilets, not heal your wounded heart.
TOM: Itís just that heís the first minority Iíve met since I started working at home, and heís soÖ Cliched.
(CUT TO: Diego and his wife eating at home. They are eating something that is very traditionally Mexican, and in fact should look clichéd.)
DIEGO (expressionless as always): (I met another spoiled rich boy who rebelled for awhile and then sold out to the man.)
WIFE (upset): (Stop talking like that! Theyíre not all walking clichés!)