Maid, To Order, Part 5
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MAID, TO ORDER, PART 5
Tom and Tanner are still at the coffee shop.
TANNER: Tom, itís okay that you donít like your Hispanic maid. You donít have to love every minority you encounter.
TOM: But he should be smarter! I donít like the idea that Iím a rich white guy hiring some dumb immigrant to work for him.
TANNER: Well, maybe he just doesnít like you. A lot of Spanish speakers play dumb to avoid idiot conversations. Doesnít mean heís stupid.
TOM: But what if he is?
TANNER (sighing): If you really need to know, Tom, I can talk to him.
TOM: You speak Spanish?
TANNER: Tom, Iím half-Mexican. Weíve been friends for twenty years and you didnít know that? You met my Mom!
TOM (astonished): I just thought she was reallyÖ tan.
TANNER (patting Tom on the head condescendingly): And she thought you were endearingly naïve.